From Here to Eternity...Wait, What?!

Setting: Schofield Barracks, Oahu, 1945

Deborah Kerr: Oh Milton, I love you I love you I love you! Make me yours forever!

Burt Lancaster: I love you too Karen.

(both kiss passionately)

Deborah Kerr: (sighs lovingly)

Burt Lancaster: Let's kiss again.

Deborah Kerr: That....wasn't in the script. But okay!

(both kiss even more passionately while rolling around in the waves)

Burt Lancaster: Let's kiss one more time!

Deborah Kerr: But -

Burt Lancaster: Shhh. (kisses her again) You have such hot lips.

Deborah Kerr: Thank you.


Burt Lancaster: Let me take a picture of you.


Deborah Kerr: I guess we can forget the script. (strikes pose)


(camera flash)


Burt Lancaster: Who the hell is that guy?!

This has been another episode of What Happened Here?! Classics.